Because every once in a while I revert to a being a teenager with no sense of decorum and complete immarturity, I document this line spoken by my sweet little Lily, age5, who had just finished up her bowl of popcorn.
"MOOOOMMMMM, I want some more cockporn, please."
I just looked at her innocent face and left the room to howl. At least she used her manners. I hope I don't start getting a million hits from complete sleezebags because I wrote that word on my blog.